FOOTY SHOW’S “CRANKY FRANK” TAKING OVER THE WORLD
Frank Monopoli, or “Cranky Frank” as he’s better known, is getting a lot more than just his 15 seconds of fame after unashamedly, yet hilariously, carving up host Fatty Vautin on the NRL Footy Show.
Online bookmaker sportsbet.com.au has been so impressed by the 85 year old’s accidental foray into television that Frank is priced at $1.75 to win a Gold Logie before his nemesis Vautin, who’s a $2.00 chance to get there first.
A one-eyed Parramatta supporter, Frank is $251 to be hired on the new Eels board to get the club back on track….he’d certainly shake things up if nothing else.
It’d go against his moral religion, but Cranky Frank is a $6.00 chance to make up with Fatty over a beer at his beloved Guildford Leagues Club. Let’s hope we don’t need to pay out on the $11 for Frank to hit Fatty with his walking stick.
“It’d take a lot to bring a smile to Cranky Frank’s dial but surely taking Fatty’s job on the Footy Show would do the trick,” said sportsbet.com.au’s Christian Jantzen.
Markets courtesy of sportsbet.com.au
Who will win a Gold Logie first?
$1.75 Cranky Frank
$2.00 Fatty Vautin
Cranky Frank Specials
$6.00 Fatty Vautin to have a beer with Cranky Frank at Guildford Leagues
$11 To hit Fatty Vautin with his walking stick
$101 To replace Fatty permanently as host of The Footy Show
$101 To win the Kick for Cash in 2016
$101 To have a bronze statue at NRL headquarters
$251 To be hired on the Parramatta Eels board
How Many more Shows will Cranky Frank Attend
$2.50 1 – 9
$16 10 – 20
$21 All 21 shows