Melburnians tonight are living in fear of hanging out their itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis…amongst other undergarments as a knicker thief runs loose!
Those fears are slightly appeasing though, with the breaking news from online bookmaker sportsbet.com.au that the boxer bandit’s criminal streak is at odds of $1.60 to be caught red handed and $2.25 for the spree to continue.
Sportsbet is also tipping Calvin Klein at $5.00 to be the most popular brand that this ‘Ned Kelly’ gets his sticky fingers on.
“Let’s hope this panty delinquency hits the skids sooner rather than later or there’ll be a real mark left on our streets,’’ said sportsbet.com.au’s Will Byrne.
Markets courtesy of sportsbet.com.au
What is the knicker thief’s favourite brand?
$5.00 Calvin Klein
$9.00 Victoria’s Secret
$11 Agent Provocateur
$11 Honey Birdette
$15 Emporio Armani
$16 Under Armour
$21 Heidi Kulm
$21 Stella McCartney
$21 Sass and Bide
Will the knickers thief get caught red-handed?