Melbourne Knicker Crime Spree Just Stinks

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Melburnians tonight are living in fear of hanging out their itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis…amongst other undergarments as a knicker thief runs loose!

Those fears are slightly appeasing though, with the breaking news from online bookmaker sportsbet.com.au that the boxer bandit’s criminal streak is at odds of $1.60 to be caught red handed and $2.25 for the spree to continue.

Sportsbet is also tipping Calvin Klein at $5.00 to be the most popular brand that this ‘Ned Kelly’ gets his sticky fingers on.

“Let’s hope this panty delinquency hits the skids sooner rather than later or there’ll be a real mark left on our streets,’’ said sportsbet.com.au’s Will Byrne.

Markets courtesy of sportsbet.com.au
What is the knicker thief’s favourite brand?
$5.00 Calvin Klein
$6.00 Jockey
$7.50 Bonds
$8.00 Elle
$9.00 Victoria’s Secret
$11 Agent Provocateur
$11 Honey Birdette
$12 Berlei
$14 Diesel
$15 Emporio Armani
$16 Under Armour
$16 Billabong
$21 Heidi Kulm
$21 Stella McCartney
$21 Sass and Bide
$21 Bendon

Will the knickers thief get caught red-handed?
$1.60 Yes
$2.25 No

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